to conquer their expectations

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

(via encourage)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via hahry)

luciferofficial:

 moriflirty said: The first thing i did when i turned 18 was to buy alcohol and i was so mad because the cashier didn’t even check my i.d

i look 12 so there’s no way i’m getting anything without an i.d.

idk about where you live (because if you can get alcohol at 18 then i know you’re not in america) but here basically people are supposed to ask for i.d on things like alcohol and tobacco if the person looks younger than 40

because there are so many teenagers who look like they could be in their 30s and vice versa

obviously not everyone follows it but still

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via unescapable)

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